Lies, all lies
The biggest lie of all is right in the title, of course.
I’m going to lobby Galen to include the bit about “Fancy breads, fillings and spreads…” in a Panty Boy song. So poetic, and rich with innuendo. Fillings and spreads is my new code name for pornography.
They are obviously trying to kill me
I don’t know if you can process the solid block of horror in that last photo, but be sure to note that any mentions of vegetables are actually referring to condensed soup. (See also:)
(Yes, that’s a cake.)
One true thing, so you don’t die
I would follow that little arrow pretty much anywhere, so it’s good that it’s playing for the one tasty sandwich I can get behind.
I can’t keep these sort of objects in the house— I end up thinking too hard about how kitsch is gross even if it contains rad typography— but I send them to my friends.
I am so full of anticipation to find out what kind of soup goes into a cake!?!! What Soup?! What Soup?!
— Zoe · 19 April 2006, 22:50