I noticed, while making the backgrounds for this website, that although I am very partial to red-and-blue, it feels even more satisfying to see red and blue and green. Then I became suspicious that I’m just addicted to RGB screens.
Tag: colours
Red and blue, gate
About this new design
I feel like a bit of a wanker talking about My New Website Design since the point for me is to be self-explanatory (I already talked about this stuff by posting the design). But I do like talking about design in regular words too, so here goes.
- The monster’s name is Pearl. That takes some pressure off.
- Mouthful of words.
- Guts out.
- Memento mori in general, and in specific.
- These colours make me want to work.
- The monster is modelled after the radiator that faces our toilet.

- There are more hiding throughout the apartment.

- I thought a lot about Dark Daughta’s confrontational visual design, and mainly I came up with this badly drawn, blurry, lo-fi business. Trying to draw makes me happy. Goofy pixellation makes me happy. Siding with purposeful low quality makes me happy.
- This is about the best drawing I can currently do, which is embarrassing for somebody who makes a living doing design. Working on it. Bad drawing does no harm to mother earth.
- The title font is AUdimat by The Smeltery. I like the f.
Sugar coloured
Color This Book
Galen got me a present in Anacortes. Best present ever! I didn’t know I would be so excited about an indie colouring book, but it’s really blowing my mind. This is the first time I’ve done any colouring since I’ve been obsessed with colour schemes and combinations. Playing with colour schemes is a lot more fun when you’re starting from a picture of say, a pensive rhinoceros writing its memoirs, or a knitting squirrel!
I just mailed this one to my parents (for the fridge). It’s red and blue, and coming to getcha.

New knitting motivation
I’ve figured out which dress to wear with this fuzzy red thing I’m working on.




Once I’m done with dressing like a jellyfish, I can start dressing like my website. Oh, red and blue.
Red and blue… and checked
I had forgotten about this skirt. I think it’s the first item that got me excited about red and blue as the One Colour Scheme To Rule Them All.


Paging any unicorns in the area…

My favourite local microclimate effect is the pink snow globe that will sometimes develop on single blocks, where one street’s cherry blossoms are just ripe enough and the wind just strong enough to make it snow cherry petals.
As if it isn’t enough to regularly find sidewalks blanketed in pink flowers, or legitimate drifts of blossoms in the gutters, sometimes we can walk around in air full of swirly pink flakes that smell like cherries. But only for one block.
Something about Victoria’s proximity to the ocean or our particular collection of hills results in very pronounced weather differences between neighbourhoods or across streets. It’s pretty normal to get simultaneous hail and bright sunshine over different parts of your own yard, even.
Consequently we have cherry trees in bloom in different parts of the city from January through almost to June, one pink block here and one there, as each climate pocket hits peak cherry breeding conditions.
Walking past a single fragrant cherry tree is enough to cheer up most people for a few minutes (especially by moonlight!). I’ve had such a prolonged, steady dose now, after four months of spring, that I’m almost ready to cry sometimes when I walk around the neighbourhood and pass through a block-sized cloud of cherry perfume. I’m saturated.

It’s absurd that this tree blossom marathon is even possible, and we’ve got several weeks to go before the Victoria spring season is over. The chestnut trees have barely started, and I just saw my first lilac yesterday. I might as well be on happy drugs.
I went out for coffee with my friend The Hawk today (a real person, not my spirit animal), and the weather was making it clear that this city was built over a coastal rainforest: windy, rainy, gray. I was grumbling a bit on the way home, in the ritualistic way we complain about weather here, and then I turned a corner and there was a snow globe on Southgate Street.
It was raining flowers harder than it was raining water, and the flip side of the rainy climate was suddenly dominant. We get this surreal rainforest light sometimes, where it’s quite bright, but shadowless because of the cloud filter, and it turns kind of green from reflecting off so many plants. The light makes everything look like it is glowing.
It made me feel a little better about the fact that a couple of generations back, somebody paved over the local cedar groves. At least they put up a ridiculous, Dr. Seussian city, where today, for one block, even the vertical surfaces were getting plastered with airborne flowers. On one side of the street, anyway.

I was just about to formulate some mental joke about how unicorns or winged foxes (maybe a talking spirit bear?) could appear at that moment without surprising me, when a few crows started collecting sprigs of cherry blossoms, presumably for their nests. Close enough! I can’t even process little black birds growing up in a pink nest. It’s sensory overload.
My mum has this old, ceramic mixing bowl that is robin’s egg blue, and when I visit her I just want to put things in the bowl and look at them. Yellow cornmeal, white or brown eggs, red lentils, black olives, buttons, a toad, chocolate milk, anything, as long as it goes in the blue bowl. Today was like that; I wanted to look at these crows poking around in a glowing pink and green lawn forever!
If it must be yellow and purple, could it at least be a warthog?


Animals we’ve come up with so far that would not be obnoxious if mass-produced and distributed around town for charity, as opposed to stylized orcas and spirit bears:
- wild boars
- squid
- hammerhead sharks
- goats
- ducks, if gigantic
Elephant memory

A really long time ago, Justin Hall told a story on links.net about watching his girlfriend Amy collect underwear to pack for a trip. “I have enough underwear here to make a salad,” she said.
Panty salad. Lodged in my brain forever, alongside all the names Rebecca and I have come up with for our fictional lingerie store over the years. Pantymonium, All Tomorrow’s Panties, the usual. I get more excited about the scope of our inventory than the name. We would fit everybody! We would cover a huge footprint on the matrix of fashion and comfort! We would host events. Etc etc.
But on laundry days I make panty salad, not pantymonium, out of all my “lay flat to dry” items.

Affordance
Instantly I am excited to write here in the mornings. I’m not finished the template design yet, but I think the two stripes are the key players. Having my new favourite colour scheme in the house makes me want to represent.


