Sometimes I want to make a bot

Sometimes I want to make a bot that just posts news stories about police with the added link to the matching press release from the relevant police department

“News” : https://www.timescolonist.com/local-news/stolen-vehicle…

Press release: https://saanichpolice.ca/2026/05/28/su…

I wonder whether police media liaison officers take it personally when their press releases get edited for style.

“News”: https://www.timescolonist.com/local-news/fleeing-motorcycle…

Press release: https://www.cspolice.ca/news/media-release…

Posting news stories that are just police press releases would be so high volume it would feel like spam… perhaps a better bot would be posting news about police that does NOT appear to have a matching press release from the cops.

E.g., no press release from VicPD about their deputy chief retiring on Monday, one day after someone leaked his text messages colluding with the Deputy Minister of Education to depose the local school board.

News: https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/audio/9.7216054

Secret police

I know police departments rarely release names of police, even when they get fired for misconduct. But then sometimes I wonder whether the names were available and just left out of news stories?

Like this is an article about a court finding that RCMP violated people’s rights. No RCMP are named, but several protestors and the judge are fully identified.

The baseline level of secrecy around police makes it confusing as a reader, for me at least. Does this mean the court didn’t know any names either, or that the finding was about “the RCMP” as a group, or just that the journalist left out the names?

One time at a club, a friend apologized for showing up late.

Late friend: “Sorry, I dropped a full coffee pot and had to clean up”

Journalist friend: “Oh my god! What was it full of?”

So I assume journalists are usually asking for all the details, but I wonder if police are a special case 🤷

One more related example. I’m sure a separate person writes the photo captions, but the 4th photo in this CBC article is captioned “Anti-logging protesters at Fairy Creek on Sept. 29, 2021” when there are also at least 4 cops in the frame, including the central subject. A whole other level to not even name that police exist.

Photo of a person wearing a vest that says "police" walking past several other people: two are wearing hard hats, two others are wearing hi-viz jackets, one is in military style green camo, and at least 3 others appear to be wearing the same police uniforms as the main subject. 

Caption reads "Anti-logging protesters at Fairy Creek on Sept. 29, 2021. (Ken Mizokoshi/CBC)"