Unsolicited tea recommendation

Photo of a tea label that reads: Parlour Room Blend. Black Tea. Evoking the atmosphere of a Victorian sitting room, perfumed with rose, lush fruit, and an alluring note of smoke. 2oz/56g

Unsolicited tea recommendation for goth tea lovers, tarot readers, and people who like whiskey in their tea… This Murchie’s number is smoked black tea with roses and fruit (strawberry and black currant). Tea is usually cosy or maybe herbal– this one is moody and horny. I’m having it while weeding the garden on a Saturday afternoon and it is intensely not the right tea for this despite being very delicious 😂

This touristy English-style tea shop went full Wouldst Thou Like To Live Deliciously?